🤢 A card that spits up devilish fun from her perfect angel 👼
For spewperb Moms 🤮 This funny, 3D laser cut card literally shakes with joy. Seriously! It shrieks. It belches. It makes some horrifyingly accurate sick noises. And then it laughs. In your face.
Powered by baby chaos 🍼 (and an in-built battery & speaker). Inside this funny card for her, you'll find a pop-up baby mid spew loudly erupting hilarious sounds & unsettling giggles
Spew. Shake. Love. Repeat 👩🍼 With surround sound, joy & a 3D side of vom, it's just like Motherhood! Gurgling & looping over 2000 times for ~20secs. It'll shake like Mom’s last nerve after she opens your silly card...
Bundle of joy... & trauma 🤷♂️ If having you as a child wasn't enough, now you can gift Mom a cheeky, joke filled Mother’s Day card that goes way beyond flowers, & instead triggers her baby-related PTSD...
Sickeningly good card 👑 Your Mom's the best, so spit up some feels with this silly, novelty card & its bodily fluids
Best, fun card for ➡️ New moms, exhausted moms, seasoned pros & moms who’ve seen (& worn) things they’ll never forget. Gross. Hilarious. Beautiful. Just like motherhood
Sick of being unappreciated? Good. So is this card. It's the best Mother's day card going and Mom's handled worse…
